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These pants are rendered in denim with belt loops and functional pockets, and they are wearable– just not on your legs. Thus, they reflect an image of pants, but are barred from the experience of true pantshood.

When you don the x-ray pants, you're more naked than you were before. This simple modification sends an important message about the wearer; these pants say, "I have bones!"

A simple patch celebrating delicacy. My heart is made of a glittery upholstery fabric, decorated with flowering images of abundance, and lined in lace.

I made this garment as a commission for a Martian friend of mine-- they are modeled here on my hands but are actually meant to fit onto her eye-stalks. These “gloves” are a pair of stalk-warmer sleep-masks for protecting her eight eyes on cold Martian nights.

The worm blanket is a picnic blanket for when you don't want to sit on the grass but you still want to sit on the grass. Let its simulation shield you from the discomforts of reality; "worms are not slimy," it declares, "and grass is not itchy, but soft and inviting."

This garment is an amplification of everything you love about handwarmers– not only do you have the use of your own fingers, but hundreds of tiny fingers reach out from the yarn to assist you in your work, whatever that may be.

A shirt to thwart the parasitic apparel pilferers of the world! Yup, this is my shirt!

One big egg… an important message that was revealed to me in fabric scraps by some higher power. I’m not sure yet what it means, but I’m certain it is of some great significance.

For this scarf, I used a delicate stitch that leaves long exposed strands of yarn and diamond-shaped windows– click on the image for more detailed photos!